To describe skiers as a resilient lot wouldn’t be wrong, just woefully insufficient.
Skiers are determined to ski no matter how many battles with gravity they have lost. Many have been brutally mauled, patched back together and hustled back into the fray while their most recent wounds are still healing.
Take a good look at the x-ray decorating this page. Supplementing the efforts of what was once a normal human spinal column is a spiral staircase of what appear to be 4-inch wood screws. As repairs go, it’s not what one would consider subtle or sophisticated.
It belongs, of course, to a lifelong skier, one who until recently still suited up and sallied forth, not just to ski, but to teach skiing to the general public. This level of determination derives from a place beyond obsession, somewhere in the neighborhood of insanity.
By the way, this isn’t the only hardware that’s been welded to skeletal remains in this skier’s mortal coil. There’s a nifty metal plate anchoring the left wrist, as well. Based on the testimony I’ve received from Realskiers’ membership, any skier past the age of 50 who has had one traumatic skiing injury has most likely had several. None that I know of has ever even considered leaving the sport simply due to a concatenation of injuries.
Among the miracles of modern medicine that have made it possible for skiers to carry on are the improvements made in the field of joint replacement. It’s become a standard element in the brief autobiographies that serve as necessary prelude to any discussion about ski selection. For example, “I ski mostly in the East but take at least one trip to a western resort every winter, like to ski fast in all conditions, stand 6”1”, weigh 190 pounds, am reasonably fit and have had 3 joints replaced: two knees and a shoulder.”
The details of joint replacement are Civil-War era gruesome, but the results are usually brilliant, as in skiing without pain for the first time in decades. If there is a lesson about the advisability of joint replacement to be extracted from my correspondence, it is to stop dithering and do it.
Believe it or not, the following snapshots of injury (and recovery) are typical. The first vignette comes from an industry insider whose back “went completely south end of last winter…couldn’t walk more than 20 feet without keeling over, always hunched over, shuffling everywhere in agony. I really related to not being able to lay still in an MRI…my MRI images were shit because I just couldn’t do it even on heavy pain and muscle relaxer meds. One of the most miserable experiences in my plentiful health history.”
The fix for all this skeletal havoc was a “triple level fusion (L5-L3…probably also should have been S1, but didn’t for now), 4 discectomies and 5 laminectomies all in 1 shot.” The accumulated damage wasn’t due to “any one big incident that I recall, just years of being an idiot. I guess racing motorcycles, snowmobiling and skiing finally took its toll… Still recovering 5 months later, but I’ll be back on snow for the first time next week for some product testing.” You just can’t keep a good man down.
Another Realskiers correspondent who confessed to three spinal fusions hastened to note that these were “in addition to 5 shoulder surgeries along with 2 joint replacements and last year’s ACL replacement.” It took another Realskiers subscriber seventy years to log this litany of woe:
four knee surgeries prior to two total knee replacements, a broken neck (C7), herniated disc (L4-L5), and a separated shoulder repair, but otherwise fine.” I love the “otherwise fine,” as though all the surgeries were minor inconveniences.
As I look back on my own history of skeletal re-assembly, I consider myself lucky to have escaped with an ACL reconstruction, four laminectomies, two epidurals on C2/C3 and the lumbar fusion (L3 – L5) that I’m still nursing (PT is probably 6 weeks away). That may sound like a lot of time in the repair shop, but considering where and how I have chosen to ski over the past seven decades, I got off light.
Here’s the thing about skiing: once you experience the exhilaration and joy that skiing makes possible, you will do anything in your power to keep doing it. If all skiing had going for it was a high rate of traumatic injury, we wouldn’t be any better at recruiting fresh blood than the Amish. But properly practiced, skiing is as much about spiritual nourishment as it is technical proficiency. Skiing offers a portal to another side of ourselves, a chance to disappear into the moment, to be one with the mountain and our movements. This is why we must keep coming back. This is why we ski.
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The Making of a Skier, Chapter XI: Desperate Measures
When Head humanely, if rather brusquely, terminated my tenure in 2001, the ski business in the U.S. was already facing stiff headwinds, a brewing storm that would turn into a full-on debacle when 9/11 disrupted all commerce. I became unemployed just in time for the job market to implode.
I don’t handle inactivity well. I started writing a very long, very dreadful novel, composed a handful of scripts for Warren Miller – and later, Jeremy Bloom – to recite and scribbled batches of brochure copy and white papers for industries as diverse as accounting software, instrumented football helmets that registered concussions and risk assessment based on location.
The pickings were slim, but they wouldn’t have amounted to anything at all were it not for a little help from my friends. Andy Bigford, who I’d worked with at Snow Country, hired me for the Warren Miller gig. A college chum kindly engaged me to write white papers on accounting fraud. But it was Dave Bertoni, an erstwhile colleague from Salomon days, who joined me in creating Desperate Measures: A Training Method for Selling Technical Products at Retail.
Reader Comments on Why Ski Sales Have Shrunk
In this week’s Revelation, I posted my top ten (twelve, actually) reasons why skis sales have shrunk, along with the musings of two Dear Readers on the subject. Note that the topic’s focus was ski sales at retail, not skier or skier/rider participation rates, subjects that are certainly related but just as certainly not the same.
Below are verbatim reader responses culled in the last 48 hours. I’ve corrected the odd typo, but otherwise left these contributions intact.
My thanks to all who took the time to tell their tales. – J
Top Reasons U.S. Ski Sales Have Shrunk
[As I wrapped up an earlier Revelation, I proposed to my beloved readership that they share their list of the top ten reasons U.S. ski sales have shrunk. I elicited only two written responses, so I’ll reproduce both here in their entirety, along with my musings on the subject. Consider these submissions tinder to light a fire under you, Dear Reader, to submit a list of your own.]
From Rick Pasturczak
1. Snowboarding-
I’ve noticed most snowboarders are 12 to 20 years old and once they become an adult, almost all stop. While I noticed most skiers continue on.
2. High school and college sports-
Schools now require practicing sports during Christmas and spring breaks taking away opportunities to hit the slopes and family vacations to the mountains. I’ve been told by many parents the coaches forbid them to ski.
3. Travel costs-
Lodging, airfare, ground transportation, and lift tickets.
4. Video games
5. Cost of lessons make it expensive to improve.
6. Confusing selection of equipment
7. Magazines and movies showing extreme skiing
8. Cruising. We need some resorts to be all inclusive.
9. Baggy pants. Bring back stretch pants and sex appeal.
10. Last, we need mother nature to be more consistent with snow.
