If a giant race of aliens with penchant for space travel and powder arrives on earth anytime soon, K2 is ready for them. The Shreditor 136, aka Powabunga, could support one of the larger Transformers if the occasion arose.  Holding a mere human in hover position a few inches down in what might as well be bottomless is child’s play for the Powabunga.

This enormous ski retains some natural shape so it goes tip-first where you aim it, meaning its more than just a smear-stick, but if you look for a high edge angle on hard snow we hope all your connective tissues are made of titanium cables. We’re not normally pro-regulation, but it might be a good idea to require prospective purchasers of the Powabunga to provide a Certificate of Requisite Talent or posers could end up with more ski than they know what to do with.